Friday, June 28, 2013

My name is Becca, and I'm a Candy Crushaholic.

Okay you guys, I want to talk to you about a very serious addiction that I have. You see, months ago I discovered this game:




My life has not been the same since then. I'm sure you all know how addicting it is and if you don't, I beg you do not download it. I have lost DAYS if not WEEKS to this game. It got a million times worse when I discovered the iPhone cheat for unlimited lives. (Check out Alex's tutorial on this here.) I miss the days when I had to wait two and a half hours for five lives. But now, I can play for hours. It's pathetic. I have a problem. I know this. It's okay. But you see, on top of the time that I've lost to it, I've also spent money to pass a level that I was stuck on for FOUR MONTHS. I played every day for four months and still couldn't pass the stupid thing, so I paid for MULTIPLE moves until I finally passed it. And you know what happened next? I had ONE level left and then had to wait for people to send me tickets. Seriously. What. The. Hell. 

Not only have I lost time and money, put I play it so often on my phone that I'm 98% sure that I've developed carpal tunnel syndrome. It's THAT bad. I finally caved yesterday and bought a wrist brace to help stabilize it and with the pain. 



And now, I'm stuck on level 147 and have been for the past month. This STUPID level continues to kill me in one of two ways: 1) I get screwed over by one of the bombs exploding or 2) I get to THREE WRAPPERS LEFT AND RUN OUT OF MOVES. I can not explain how frustrated it makes me. I'm going to end up needing anger management classes because of this thing. I've come so close to throwing my phone against the wall multiple times, and I'm not a violent person. I just can't help it when it comes to this time sucker. I play multiple times a day and every night when I'm going to bed. I literally fall asleep playing this game. It's a problem. Do they have meetings? I should go to meetings. That's what addicts do right?

Now please excuse me while I go try to beat the level for the billionth time.


Basically just this. 




4 comments:

  1. OMG I am so happy I found your blog. You are hilarious!!!!!! I can't believe you bought a wrist brace just because of candy crusher. I thought about it myself. It's so stupid but so addicting.

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